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shift bat

A sheet of paper or card that gives a bus driver their routes, times and running information (such as sign-on and off times, meal break times, bus type) for the shift they are allocated.
Henry the bus driver collected his shift bat from the depot at the beginning of his shift.
by Bob747438 February 28, 2021
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Bat Throat

Having a really bad throat and consequently making scratchy, squeaky, croaking noises rather than actual words.

Much like Janine Butcher did during the episode of EastEnders aired on September 28th 2010.
Hey, Cleo, stop jumping around making croaky mouthwords like some kind of fluthy bat throat!
by mrneglect September 29, 2010
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Sex bat

Damn that guy is so FUCKING hot.. he is a sex bat.
by Upsidedown cactus July 31, 2017
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Bling Bat

Some who wear fake bling
Get outta here with your fake jewels you bling bat!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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Batting Merrins

Australian slang saying for when someone is dating a person who is a significantly higher catch than themselves.w

The saying is a variation on the term "Batting Overs" which literally means you're batting above your average, but colloquially refers the above dating reference. It originated as a comment on former Rugby League player Trent Merrin during the time he was dating/engaged to professional surfer Sally Fitzgibbons.
Guy 1 "Have you seen his new girlfriend? She's so much better looking than he is"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he's definitely batting Merrins"
by JimmyTI May 16, 2023
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Bats Moment

When something stupid happens when it shouldn't work as it has.
I have had a bats moment.
by Crxissxnt December 2, 2022
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Nerf Batting

Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
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