Bandsexual

Bandsexual means someone who is attracted to Money(Bands)

"Alex are you gay or straight im BANDSEXUAL"

by Bandsaremyprideandlove September 18, 2025

bandsexual

Someone who is forgoing romantic attraction in favor of making more money, or “bands.”

Guy 1: “Are you gay or straight?”
Guy 2: “I’m bandsexual. I don’t have a partner, I put money on a pedestal.”

by RealTrey19 October 19, 2025

Gollum Bangs

(n); when a female has a few strands of long thin hairs coming straight down on her forehead, usually ending right above the eyes- thus resembling the LOTR character, Gollum's, bangs. Usually accompanied by a pony tail.

That fat girl at the bar with the pony tail has some gollum bangs!

by biggirlsequallove July 17, 2009

Skrang Bangs

String beans. Most often prepared by a grandmother.

I found the holy ghost... In grandma's turkey wangs and skrang bangs. It's just something special about grandmas food. I can taste all the love, feet, switches, and house robes up in this shit.

by Crashington July 6, 2010

side bangs

Affairs conducted by celebrities, politicians, or anyone else the media decides to waste their time on.

As a result of years of reckless side bangs, Arnold earned the nickname The Sperminator.

by PirateIceCream June 24, 2011

Bieber Bangs

The teenage comb-over

Nice bieber bangs
Na its a teenage comb-over

by Penguin Man 87 September 5, 2011

smyrna bangs

Smyrna Bangs can be achieved from curling your bangs, spraying with hairspray, then teasing your bangs with a comb or pick and spraying with hair spray again. The higher and stiffer you can get them the better.

She must use a whole can of Aqua Net to get those Smyrna Bangs so stiff and high. I bet a tornado couldn't mess those Smyrna Bangs up.

by Racegirl8346 October 6, 2013