The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner

When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.

Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”

Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”

Bridge Inspector: “?”

by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025

one burner

a man who is not a player & has only one woman

Craig is oyal & he loves his girlfriend he would never cheat on her with other women he a one burner

by vybzworldboss March 1, 2025

tina burner

Very amazing drag queen that should’ve won drag race , got robbed tbh.

Tina burner is amazing

by Ur mother is carrots November 24, 2021

Burner Marriage

A marriage that ends abruptly before any permanent entanglements like kids or joint property.

Friend 1: How’s Justin & Maddy doing?
Friend 2: Totally on the rocks! He’s already moved out. Burner Marriage…

by ten nine? June 8, 2024

burner date

When you go on a throw-away date to cleanse your palette after a situationship or relationship ends and you want to get back out into the dating pool. A burner date is someone you have no intention of having a relationship with, but just need to get back on the dating circuit. AKA dip your toe in the water or smell coffee beans while testing out perfumes at Perfumeria circa 2003 at the mall.

She went on a burner date from Bumble after Jason ghosted her six weeks in.

by burnerdatesrus June 18, 2024

Sun Burner

The sexual act of mixing semen and aloe vera and rubbing it on your partners burns then slapping the burn afterwards.

My partner had to do a sun burner on me because I stayed outside to long

by Wolfpup666 April 17, 2025

Scroll burner

A piece of digital content—like an article, story, or thread—that’s so compelling, you can’t stop scrolling.

Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.

“ That longform essay on Elon Musk’s sex life was a total scroll burner—I read the whole thing in one sitting”

by anonymous May 30, 2025