breasticles

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

by HairFarmer January 18, 2008

breasts

The best pillows you can sleep on!

You get a scale that defines them:
(from small to massive)
1 flat
2 fried eggs
3 titties
4 tits
5 Jibbies
6 boobs
7 broobs
8 breasts
9 juggs
10 mellons

by Who's huw November 6, 2003

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal

A rather large creature that likes to eat things.

The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast is so mind-bogglingly stupid that it thinks that if you can't see it, it can't see you. Therefore, the best defense against a Bugblatter Beast is to wrap a towel around your head.

Alas, my great aunt Susan was devoured by a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. She did not have a towel handy. And they are very very ravenous beasts.

by FrayedEndsOfSanity March 10, 2005

Man Beast

A Man Beast is a fat ugly, extremely large built female. These grotesque creatures, can be found in any UK city and seem to have many kids by different fathers. Man Beasts offen wear ill-fitting leggings and tight armless tops, to show off their disgusting fat bodies, and flabby arms covered in tattoos as a sign of pride. Very slow and unintelligent, these creatures can be herd screaming and swearing at their kids in public. The male partners of these creatures, are smaller by comparison, not very tall and skinny due to the lack of food.

Jesus that thing is over there, with the three kids is built like a brick shit house Man Beast

by kent brockman April 22, 2013

breastmatized

To be blinded by a woman's shortcomings, such as lack of personality, intelligence, or attractiveness because of the size and/or presentation of the woman's breasts.

"Why is he seeing Jill? She is as dumb as rock and she has a hideous laugh."

"I don't know. I think he's just breastmatized by her double-Ds."

by Lori Wildrick September 7, 2007

Tender Breasts

Tender breasts are a sign of an oncoming period. This happens because various hormones cause change in breast tissue which causes discomfort.

My period must be coming soon because I have tender breasts.

by Jc caylen July 10, 2016

beast with one arm

A euphamism for someone who is masturbating.

Every night when I think about Heidi Klum I make the beast with one arm.

by Nazzeh! March 13, 2004