A person you want to fuck
by Upsidedown cactus July 31, 2017
Get the Sex batmug. Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
by Nerf Batting Association March 8, 2019
Get the Nerf Battingmug. Bat Cilantro this plant is known for its incredible capabilities. It actually attracts bats from the Wild and which will clear the insects in your area.
These plants are considered a weed and which are actually part of De cannabis plants DNA but are only used to attract bats with the scent that they put off.
These plants are considered a weed and which are actually part of De cannabis plants DNA but are only used to attract bats with the scent that they put off.
Bat Cilantro a plant commonly found in the wilderness but is removed from the wilderness and placed in gardens Farms and other areas to clear insects. As said by the ancient Greeks.
by Ancient greeks February 10, 2017
Get the Bat Cilantromug. Having a really bad throat and consequently making scratchy, squeaky, croaking noises rather than actual words.
Much like Janine Butcher did during the episode of EastEnders aired on September 28th 2010.
Much like Janine Butcher did during the episode of EastEnders aired on September 28th 2010.
by mrneglect September 29, 2010
Get the Bat Throatmug. A sheet of paper or card that gives a bus driver their routes, times and running information (such as sign-on and off times, meal break times, bus type) for the shift they are allocated.
by Bob747438 February 28, 2021
Get the shift batmug. "When you make the most foolish decisions in a situation, especially when the correct decision was easily determinable."
-You have an important exam the next day, and you know you need a good night's sleep to perform well. However, you decide to stay up all night watching TV and playing video games, even though you know it's the stupidest thing to do given the circumstances. You are a crawling bat for doing so.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
by Traycove September 18, 2023
Get the crawling batmug. by Yutzenhymer October 11, 2017
Get the bat pussiedmug.