Alaskan Firedragon

When the cold bitter winter has your girls pussy frozen and you use a lighter to warm it up and the heat cauterizes it closed and she screams like a dragon.

I had to go the the E.R cause' of the old Alaskan FireDragon

by SOuthernTraSh December 4, 2016

alaskan salute

Mostly used by the homeless that reside in the state of alaska. The salute is issued to anyone who might have spare change or money. The way to excute the salute properly would be to approach the superior, issue a verbal greeting, followed by the extension of your hand palm up around midwaste. The verbal greeting is to always follow this format: "excuse me sir or ma'am, bull shit lie, request for currency"

The bull shit lie seems to follow the path of "my car ran out of gas and I am trying to get home to my kids can I borrow a few bucks to get home?"

Damn man just tried to hit me up for spare change... if he would have used the alaskan salute properly he would have had better luck......

by Paul Luns "magic man" June 6, 2007

Alaskan piggyback

Is when you look into your nieghbors house and watch the porn that they are watching and masterbait. You must keep the same pace with them because once there done the porn stops.

Last night I caught my nieghbor Ryan giving me a an alaskan piggyback, can't that guy just buy his own computer.

by electricalstudents February 18, 2011

frozen alaskan pipeline

When you take a shit, put it in the freezer and when it is hard you use it as a dildo on your girlfriend.

That frozen alaskan pipeline was cold as hell.

by Die Tasse May 21, 2004

alaskize

To make something big like the state of Alaska

That female leaning over is making my penis alaskize.

by Toivo February 27, 2004

alaskan ski-pole

when you first a girl so hard at a football game. you use your muscles to hold her up above your head and she slides all the way down your arm.

yo andrew alaskan ski-poled ali so hard last night

by alicandrewg September 20, 2012

alaskan beach ball party

Its when you go to the graveyard with a friend and dig up two corpses, you then fuck both or one of them and then you cut their heads off and play catch with them.

Friend 1: Hey man are you up for an Alaskan Beach Ball Party?
Friend 2: Sure thing, what the hell is it?
Friend 1: Its when you go to the graveyard with a friend and dig up two corpses, you then fuck both or one of them and then you cut their heads off and play catch with them.
Friend 2: OOOOOOOOOOO, Sounds fun!!

by Overusingthestapler April 19, 2014