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Anime

Japanese cartoons, same as most other cartoons save the horendous hyperbole in the hair, eyes, and generally make excessive use of bright lights. Often involves such FASCINATING INTELLECTUAL subjects as tentacle rape and people in school girl outfits...that are continuously raped by tentacles.
Most Japanese anime has a school girl in it who is vigorously raped by tentacles.
by ? June 23, 2004
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Anime Love Relationship

Also known as ALR

1. A relationship that is often found in animes where the main boy and girl of a show act as though they don't love each other but they really do, but it won't come to full circle till episode 24 or the episode prior to the last episode.

2. A relationship in real life where two people refuse to accept they like each other but in time realize they've been idiots and get together a few months down the road (years if especially stupid.).
1. Dude I swear to God if Kagome and Inuyasha keep up this Anime Love Relationship shit I'm going to drop kick them both.

Wow, Shinji is such a pussy, if he doesn't get head from Asuka next episode, I swear to fuck...God damn Anime Love Relationship

I just watched this great show, none of that anime love relationship shit, the main characters get together in the first 10 episodes, it's awesome.

2.

Guy1: Dude I hate Rachell, she's always calling me up, asking if I'm busy on Friday, and she's always so mean. Man I hate her so much.
Guy2: If I have to hear about your Anime Love Relationship one more damn day..

Girl1: I hate that Steve! All he does is think about himself, I wouldn't sleep with him if was the last guy on earth and if he thinks I'm hanging out with him anymore he's got another thing coming.
Girl2: If I have to hear about your Anime Love Relationship one more damn day...

Guy1: So ummm I asked out Rachell today..
Guy2: Finally! You've gotten over your ALR
by PeterTheHans October 16, 2009
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anime

Possibly the weirdest fucking thing ever. If you want to be weird read, draw or call yourself a Japanese name Anime style.
Crazy girl with plaid skirt and fishnets: Tehe guys ~.- I'm so0o changing my name to Linx. XD That's what happened in the newest version of Kumitata's Adventures!
by MADDYXCORE LMAOOAOAOA August 14, 2005
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anime

(n). Genre of the sub-category "Cartoon" in which stylized characters have large hair, big eyes, and a Japanese flare.
Word derived from "animation"; anime is not completely animation, as are the cartoon shows not fully animated; (ie)the characters' mouths sometimes do not move although one hears dialoge (ie) a character running may not look as if moving, but rather have many legs against an unchanging background to ideocially signify motion
Fuck this amime shit! Classic cartoons like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Simpsons are what TRUE cartooning is all about!
by Duck-duck April 3, 2003
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anime

Japanese cartoons and animations that you shouldn't watch unless you're either under the age of 10 or just have no life. Here's an idea... grow up, get a job, and stop arguing about if American or Japanese cartoons are better (I hate both).
40 year old loser: OMG!!! Kenshen just pwned cacashi wit t3h EISEN!!!! I luv anime!! -__-

normal person: ...Shut the fuck up.
by barthumeal May 3, 2006
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anime character

A character made by insecure women (about 10+). A male would have super spiky hair about 1-2 feet tall and have leather. Anime characters have a mysterious background to get all the fan-girls to go crazy. The females have long hair that's blue,red,yellow, etc. they have innocent backgrounds and have breast sizes bigger than their heads. They also have huge asses and nice legs.
Guy : Yo did you see that anime character on Naruto?

Guy2 : Yea, she's pretty hot.

Girl : You two are sexual pigs, you need to recognize the insecurity of women these days instead of looking at these anime characters.

*Girl fantasizes about another anime character*
by Ponies69 April 22, 2009
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Anime

A type of animation originally from Japan, Commonly mistaken for Hentai.

unlike hentai anime can be completely non-sexual and kid friend (sometimes).

most people who watch anime prefer it more than regular cartoons because of "plot" A.K.A the drama of a show.

some commonly mistake hentai for anime because of its similar animation. my is opinion on hentai is that it has absolutely no plot and anything interesting about it. so don't even try to compare them

most people who compare anime to hentai are annoying little cunts who probably watch porn and know nothing about hentai.
Person 1: Hey are you watching hentai!
Person 2: No its fucking anime you cunt.
person 1: don't lie to me I know your watching hentai
by Samurai20208 June 18, 2019
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