Alexander

A Alexander is emo inside and likes to be closed off, but once you get to know him he is a wild one. He likes to make fun of people and call them names. He is also thinks he has a big dick but in reality he has a small dick. He thinks he is cool but buying Star Wars merch and pretending to be Dark Vader. If you meet an Alexander run as fast as you can.

Damn Alexander is a fucking bitch because he thinks he has a big dick.

by Fab19 October 17, 2023

Alexander Hamilton

A bastard orphan son of a whore who doesnt throw away his shot. He met 4 friends his first friend was Aaron Burr, the damn fool who shot him. Alexander was the 10 dollar founding father without a father. Alexander cheated on Eliza Schyler cause he wanted pussy still. Then his son died then he died. Lol

Alexander Hamilton: bbg i cant leave. Eliza Schyler: ok pookie bye i trust you. Maria Renyolds: ok pookie bbg give me smex. Alexander Hamilton: ok

by Babagrillwuas October 19, 2023

Alexander Clam Bell

A crude mockery of Alexander Graham Bell found in the Shell City gift shop in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004).

"Remember that Alexander Clam Bell thingy from the SpongeBob movie"

"Yeah that was pretty funny lol"

by Untaken name October 29, 2023

yuo know alexander he only grik

Powerful argument against greek people

DarkSkinnedRoman: Ah, I'm so proud of being greek.
AnalbanianCareful: yuo know alexander he only grik

by 1c7x January 19, 2024

Matthew Alexander

One hell of a guy, everyone should have a big matty in your life ;)

SOC: "Oh my its Matthew Alexander!"

Matt: *Walks in, wind blows through hair...(Oh wait)*

SOC: Faints *GASP*

by Anonymous041016 January 23, 2024

Alexander

Just a very big fatass pig, at the same time Alexander means expanding in german

Gosh your belly is so Alexander

by oksourhuge39423 February 5, 2024

Alexander

He prob got a big ol dick, and will steal yo girl.

Oscar:Has girl
Alexander:Has Oscars girl

by Oscarito April 6, 2023