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ALTERation

What one or both members of da unfortunate couple at a shotgun wedding would likely wish could be granted regarding da terms of da marriage agreement.
I never could understand da rationale behind a loose-with-his-zipper dude's being forced to marry da gal whom he'd gotten preggo but was otherwise unwilling to stand by --- presumably da girl's parents would not even want a "deadbeat dad" like him as a reputation-sullying member of their formerly-respectable family, anyway. Maybe "'way back when" during da time when shotgun weddings were more common, there were not da legal "ALTERation" possibilities yet dat would merely require da dude to pay child-support, not actually live in da same household as da new mother.
by QuacksO February 6, 2023
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alterior motive

What your sweetheart may have if he asks you to visit a chapel wif him.
Be wary if your significant other requests your company while going to explore a chapel; he may actually have an alterior motive --- i.e., he hopes to have da two of you get hitched once you're inside da room wif him.
by QuacksO May 31, 2023
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Almeria Times

The best blog in the whole existence.
el chaquetero: I love Almeria Times
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by Culdee July 6, 2023
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alternative medicine

Stuff that is not medicine, and has no medicinal properties, but conspiracy theorists and other dumbasses insist is the REAL medicine, because the entire healthcare field is a sham, or something, and the knowledge of people from 500-1000 years ago when they didn't even have toilets is superior to modern science.
Don't listen to those Big Pharma quacks telling you to get radiation treatment for your cancer, here, drink this soup of tree bark and lemongrass, it's alternative medicine.
by q359 July 25, 2023
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alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.
You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!
by q359 July 25, 2023
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Alterna

Inkilng: Skrbbb pow pow
Octoling: Pew pew pew

And they all lived happily ever after in alterna and had squidtoling babies
by AmyKinda_gayBro July 27, 2023
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Alternative Physics

I was in a mood to lower my IQ, so I listened to an alternative physics podcast.
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