Awesome

Riding a rocket lawn chair through a strange portal while dressed in a disguise with a cat that happens to be a chef on your back.

Person 1: Wow, did you just see that person riding that rocket lawn chair while in a disguise with a cat on his back that happened to be a chef?

Person 2: That was the very definition of awesome.

by neither April 19, 2009

vagina awesome

something that is super awesome, as mentioned on the Giant Bombcast.

this game is vagina awesome.

by pstce38 March 27, 2009

awesomes

a word to discribe something or someone who is more awesome than awesomest

things that are piraty are awesomes

by trumpy13 July 16, 2003

awesometatious

awesometatious a word used to describe a person of unquestionable cooleness someone who embraces the awesome and becomes one with it

"jake is awesometatious" ..."yea but not as awesometatious as chuck noris

by jacob s June 15, 2007

awesomist cock

a stupid phrase that one says in the interim of a blowjob then regrets later becuase it's mentioned constantly

omg you have the awesomist cock

by mia hart October 23, 2008

Awesometasticalness

The art of being so awesome and spectacular you have to come up with a new definition for awesome.

Your cool but my awesometasticalness is cooler than anyones.

by trizzle444 August 14, 2010

Awesometrist

The highly esteemed profession of judging the amount of awesomeness a person, object, or situation possesses. Often takes many years of training to achieve such a status.
The most common tool used in this practice is an awesometer
(pronounced: awe-som-a-trist)

Before we started the stunt, we got an awesometrist to judge it so we could accurately tell everyone how awesome it was.

An awesometrist often uses the song "Do You Believe In A Thing Called Love" by The Darkness and videos of freerunning to tune his awesometer.

Jackie, Billy, and Lesley, all being awesometrists, went to the movie theater to watch a special airing of Fight Club to calibrate their awesometers.

by wmiller February 21, 2011