Gash Attack

When a guy has a lot of gash around him (e.g at a party, club, internet. ) and can't control his emotions of his penis and cums every where.

Player 1: Did you hear about the gash attack last night , I heard it was messy?
Player 2: Yeah it was me.
Player 1: You are a lad

by Hero19 December 20, 2011

Man Attack

When several men confront one other man, commonly with the intention of rape.

I was walking down the street and then suddenly, MAN ATTACK!!! And they were all inside me. It was wonderful.

by Blowvid April 10, 2003

sneak attack

While having sexual intercourse with girl, you yell out "Sneak Attack" and stick your thumb up her ass.

Tom did a fucking sneak attack on that girl the other night. It was fucking hilarious!

by WasTi July 16, 2011

Yak Attack

A full-frontal assault launched upon one's nasal cavity, the weapon of choice being cocaine. Preferably fishscale, or pure.

Yo, Godson, did you see little Emmanuel Lewis last night? He definately got caught up in that Yak Attack. You could definately tell he was on the talcum, young boi gettin his freeze on all night. Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump, All in yo trunk...

by Mr. Whitefolks September 17, 2006

FDSA Attack

The act of personally or privately messaging someone in quick bursts, typing "fdsa" or "fdsafdsafdsa".

This method is known on AOL Instant Messenger, Yahoo! Instant Messenger, and MSN Messenger.

This is a frustrating act on the reciever who is interrupted by this attack as they are messaging another person.

Havasuhottiexxx: hey, you in tha mood to cyber????
KropDuster: Oh yeah.. i sure am baby…
Havasuhottiexxx: great.. I am Jasmine, a buxum 19 year old waiting for someone to take my virginity, doggystyle..
Havasuhottiexxx: I need you to give it to me!!
KropDuster: Oh yeah baby, I'm feeling ya all the way.. I am Mangler, a...

***New Chat Window***

TyPaige: fsdafasdfasdfasd
TyPaige: fsdffdsasdfasd
TyPaige: fsdafafdsaasd
KropDuster: fdsfsdadfs
TyPaige: fsdafasdfasdfasd
KropDuster: fdsfsda
TyPaige: I got you bitch!!
KropDuster: BAH!!
KropDuster: FUCK
TyPaige: Better luck next time, cum sneeze
TyPaige: So.. wut are you doin'??
KropDuster: ...

by Ty Paige November 15, 2004

Maximum Attack

To drive a rally car to its absolute limits. Traditionally used by Scandinavian car drivers whose first language isn't english to describe that they are driving as fast as they can, holding nothing back. Made popular recently by Canadian Rally Championship driver Sylvain Erickson.

"If Antoine is going to beat us by lots, then I will kiss his feet, because it was Maximum Attack." -Sylvain Erickson

by adam4kq July 21, 2009

Attack Helicopter

A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.

Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.

Olive: I identify as Neutrois.

Brad: hurr durr attack helicopter

by E hates Q May 05, 2020