alyssa joy

the love of my life, the prettiest. she knows how to make me happy - jj

jj: she's very pretty, btw she is alyssa joy

by aly's_jj March 15, 2022

Alyssa Westwood

Alyssa Westwood is one sexy beast I would so much ILY BABES XOXO. So cute and down to Earth doesn't complain. HMU 🥺🥺🥺

I would shag Alyssa Westwood

by BaldMartin69 September 27, 2021

Alyssa Barnhart

A girl that uses and manipulates males when she likes girls, and constantly bitches about how terrible her life is and how she has no friends, and how depressed and loney she is EVEN THO she has a roof over her head, she isnt starving, and she talks to every guy at your school district.

that girl is being a total (slut) alyssa barnhart

by Pimp11 May 30, 2018

alyssa utz

A savvy bad bitch who hates people and loves food and animals!

"Omg I'm such an Alyssa Utz"

by Savvy young bull January 17, 2017

alyssa ong

The coolest. Straight up. Cooler than a D.I.Y.A

Wowwwowowow im such an Alyssa Ong wowowoowo

by Diya the sandwich December 2, 2017

Pulling an Alyssa

Become a bitch and not bring food the next day; while saying that you "forgot"

Me: Yo, where's the donuts?
???: Sorry, I forgot. I'll bring them tomorrow.
Me: Don't you dare be Pulling an Alyssa. Bring the shit.

by SilentChubbs November 7, 2019

alyssa brown

That really mysterious girl that you think you knew but turns out everything you ever knew was a lie.
Now she works for a government agency and has 17 different identities...

What do you think of that girl over there?
I think she could be another alyssa brown

by MacGyver likes to party May 30, 2018