Alyssa

A girl fat ass like her ass is so fat like it’s so big..

Guy 1: YOOO did you see Alyssa’s ass today it was looking extra juicy!
Guy 2: Dude wtf 😬

Alyssa by IMTHEKILL4 March 30, 2022

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Alyssa

Some girl sitting next to me. so cringe a girl would never sit next to me amogous

Alyssa is cringay

Alyssa by Jaqueaviontavious April 12, 2022

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Alyssa

Alyssa is the one woman that understands what it is to be real and helps clarify the fuzz on the scene. Her thoughts are worth more than you can afford. Her game is far more expensive than the most expensive whatever it is you have. Her perception is so unique and undeniably on point, its often said she has saved countries from nuclear annihilation almost daily. When you have her with you, not even the army, marines, navy, nor space force can bring you down. Slippin??? She is the grip that keeps u on your feet... And when they say "get a grip" they actually mean "get an Alyssa!" Alyssa is short for God, short for orgasm, short for all the good things in this world.

As he cane home, pockets stuffed with cash, room filled with love, he kicked his feet back and said to hisself, "Life is Alyssa!"

Alyssa by BobBuilds April 29, 2022

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Alyssa

Some annoying girl in your class that will make you want to kill her, TRUST ME if you see you're better ignoring her and dont speak to her at all, if she speaks to you in some annoying tone, CURSE UP A FUCKING STORM, she will be the ugliest girl and probably win the darwin award.

Guy 1 "I really like alyssa"

Guy 2 "THE FUCK YOU SAY, GET OUT OF MY LIFE"

Alyssa by YouraverageUrbanDictionaryuser May 6, 2022