my shoes always tied

means that you aint never trippin over no one/thing

ma, i aint boughtta argue wit you over dat boy, cuz my shoes always tied.

by MECCA M.M MARLEY December 26, 2011

Keeping the doctor away

shoving apple slices up your bum. also referred to as Doing the Newton and Baking a pie

You want to go out to the club tonight?

I can't. I'm keeping the doctor away so I gotta stay close to the john

by Irma Gurd October 3, 2013

put your boner away

What your ex-boyfriend says to get you to text him back after you’ve been ignoring him

“Hey Lauren...uhh.. put your boner away and let me know when you’re gonna stop being a little bitch. Okay bye!”

by Emperor Tito January 17, 2018

esme is always right

Because she just is

Person 1: Don’t ever question or not take Esme’s advice when you don’t know what to do because Esme is always right and even when u do it ur way and tbdiesnt work it’s coz her way was right
Person 2: Ahh shit okay

by Esmebrownx May 10, 2018

said everyone always

a phrase which signifies something is completely true under all circumstances

Teacher: "Class, slavery was not respectful towards the Africans who were brought here."
Class: "Said everyone always!!"

by von groovy May 31, 2019

Trenton Is Always Right

Trenton is Always Right

Told my girlfriend if you look up Trenton is always right it’ll say he’s always right, and guess what. I’m right:)

by Onfries February 12, 2020

Swing Life Away

1. To kill time while also loving life with friends and family

2. The Rise Against classic off of Siren Song For The Counter Culture

John wanted to make memories, so he decided to swing life away.

Swing life away is my favorite song off of Siren Song For The Counter Culture

by Michigan War Horse June 16, 2020