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Matt is a alien and hen is hear to take over the world
Matt is a Alien

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by He is a Alien September 20, 2018
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matt-out

becoming overly obsessed or clingy with a girl.
"dude, i did a total matt-out and now she wants nothing to do with me."
by Gabby Eve Reday October 24, 2011
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matt lauer'd

Bent over a desk and fucked until you pass out.
I was Matt Lauer'd last night and it was amazing.
by jmack7018 December 9, 2017
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matt damon

One of Hollywood's 'pretty boys' who proved that he's actually a good actor with 'The Bourne Identity', and will most likely continue to prove this with TBI's two upcoming sequels, 'The Bourne Supremacy' and 'The Bourne Ultimatum'.
by AJAW July 18, 2004
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Matt Lauer

Verb:
To summon a (subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.

The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.
The new boss is a total creep! He just called me to his office and tried to Matt Lauer me!!!
by Mustache Larry December 1, 2017
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Doing a Matt

Being a geek
Trainspotting
Bereft of having a relationship with anyone else other than himself
a virgin
Matt is starring in the sequel to 40 year old virgin
its called "55 and still can't get some"

man you love computers as much you're doing a matt

A matt finish -- looking, dressing and talking just like a geek
by mingymoo September 1, 2006
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Matt Seelye

A very quickly done homework assignment right before the class even thought it's already turned in late.
Bro, I just pulled a Matt Seelye right before that History essay was due!
by Danny Nelson October 21, 2009
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