Thirst World Problems

Problems that are only experienced by people with an abundance of admirers and/or partners.

"That guy I was flirting with wants me - but he won't date polyamorous chicks." *Sulks*
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"

by CiciMcGee May 29, 2021

Problems

as my boy puff says mo money mo problems- my dads ex

"Mo money mo problems"-my boy puff

by BKKid January 12, 2023

The Puppy Problem

When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.

Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.

Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.

by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012

Problem Caller

Someone who calls the same establishment over and over with no respect or boundaries of the actual establishment. This mainly applies if you work at a call based job and the same person always calls and makes your life more difficult.

Friend: "Wow, Thomas has called 5 times today about random shit we can't help him with"
Me: "Sounds like Thomas is a problem Caller"

by irbanurban22 February 29, 2024

Problem

No. That isn't it.

Hym "My problem with you is that you're supposed to be saving me, bitch! What is the point of all that working out if you aren't going to carry me to the hospital!? You amd Brett fucking. She's too busy getting piped and YOU are just... I don't even know what the fuck you are doing! Chumming it up with the guy who is doing the thing I said not to do? This is why the global genocide Chris. It all needs to end! We need to push the planet into the sun and call it quits. Humanity suicide pact."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

problemics

argument on problems so as to sort them out. From 'problem' and 'polemics'.

The parties are now in problemics to work out a plan for reducing grinding poverty in the country.

by uttam maharjan December 30, 2010

problem of indeterminacy

The indeterminacy problem in computer science is a statement that a polynomial time-wave is equal to a NON-polynomial time-wave under a hypothetical circumstance.

The problem of indeterminacy states that the draw-distance of a transfinite surface is equivalent to the surface area of a next-adjacent complex number.

A solution to the Riemann Hypothesis states that this is indeed the case.

by flightfacilities January 4, 2022