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drunk-a-port

To be so drunk that you blackout between the time you leave one place and arrive at another. It is the fastest way of travel while drinking as in your mind you are at one place one second and at another the next.
Marge had a lot to drink that night. He was able to drunk-a-port from the bar to the pizza place.
by dday1313 April 24, 2014
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drunk eat

Eating while drunk at the end of drinking. Usually in bed with some nasty fast food.
I stopped at Jack in the Box for tiny tacos after my night of drinking to drunk eat them as a laid in bed.
by Yesitsaword July 2, 2021
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Drunk Drops

(v) - This is a phenomenon caused by the ingestion of copious amounts of alcohol. It will be recognized by someones inability to perform the simplest of tasks without dropping whatever is in the subsequent hand.
Tommy tried to open the door and dropped his phone, when he bent over to pick up his phone he dropped his lighter. He's got the drunk drops.
by Dawg of War February 8, 2012
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Drunk-thirty

The time of night when bars/clubs close and people try to drive home after consuming large amounts of alcohol.
Good luck trying to get a cab in the city at Drunk-thirty. The lines are always busy.

I always get nervous driving during drunk-thirty, people are swerving all over the place.
by PDE-aka kev2roc November 28, 2012
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Peter-drunk

getting wasted, walking home alone, losing everything in your pockets and puking until noon the following day
that poor guys gonna get peter-drunk tonight
by savior12011 December 3, 2011
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bathroom drunk

The level of drunkenness that has you hugging a toilet puking for ages and eventually passing out on the bathroom floor.
Person 1:"Was Mindy drinking last night?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding? Mate she got bathroom drunk"
by Shevvi November 2, 2014
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Erg Drunk

The post erg workout feeling that shares many of the negative aspects of being drunk. Erg drunk is characterized by a haze of pain and exhaustion in which the ergee may stagger around, fall over unresponsive, or in extreme cases vomit.
I was so erg drunk by the end of my 2k this morning that when I tried to stand up I fell over, threw up, and couldn't move
by !@^# March 30, 2012
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