Smuggling Diamonds

The practise of sleeping with wealthy older women, but only up the poo pipe.

Alex: "Did you hear what Nicolai got up to last night?"

Alco: "He's not been smuggling diamonds again has he?"

Alex: "How do you know?"

Alco: "This is Nicolai we're talking about!"

Alex: "He's such a poo stabber!"

by Incey July 29, 2007

Purple Diamond

sapphirical object that people injest at parties. can be sourced from such places as amsterdam or tanzania.

When tintin went to the pary he swallowed a purple diamond. He was mad out of his bean.

by Beermuff December 10, 2010

diamond head

a person with a big huge diamond head aka elliot sykes

elliot sykes onion
person shut the fuck up diamond head

by anon June 18, 2004

Black Diamond

big unshaved pussy!!!
poonani
bumboclot!!!
caution: u will get lost!!!

YO fuckin mama biotch!!!!

by thaviet May 13, 2005

diamond in the back

junvenile halls and probation facilities require you follow the red/yellow line.

with your hands on your back fingers stretched out thumb joint, and fingers over the other to create a "diamond in the back" called by probation officers.

put those diamond in the back when you walk out the day room son

by MachRc February 9, 2009

yellow diamond

discharge or cum that has dried up and hardened into crusty, yellow gunk, usually in female underwear

When she threw her panties at me, her yellow diamonds hit my face!; In the song, "We Found Love", Rihanna sings, "Yellow diamonds in the light and we're standing side by side."

by poochinpapy December 28, 2011

diamond joe

Cowboy useage: rum, heard in old cowboys songs from time to time.

order a diamond joe, joe.

by jrw February 25, 2005