Covid-🦑

When traces of the coronavirus has been found on the packaging of imported squid, which prompted the authorities to alert anyone who has bought it to get themselves tested.
Although there is no evidence of the virus being spread by food or packaging, however, authorities in China are taking no chances with Covid-🦑 when they encourage everyone who has bought or eaten imported squid to go for a Covid test.
by Fasters September 21, 2020
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covid test

When you fart under the covers, if you can smell it or taste it your negative
Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus
by CandyFrank October 28, 2021
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Covid Conscious

Being aware of your surroundings and cautious of covid-19
Dave wears his mask and stays 6 feet away from others because he is covid conscious
by iamanthonydean June 17, 2020
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Schlong covid

Another name for monkey pox, a disease mainly contracted by gay men participating in gay orgies and looks like a rash of genital warts all over your face and body
You know that dude Rick? He got the schlong covid when he was getting his butthole worked on by a bunch hairy bears over at the Manhole bathhouse in Chinatown.
by Barry Assman August 05, 2022
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COVID vaca

When someone at work wants some time off and fakes symptoms of COVID (temp, cough, congestion) in order to get extended days off. Usually done around holidays or other days off. Remarkably when they person tests negative and has to return to work they have symptoms for the first hour of work; then forget to fake it later and sound perfectly fine later in the shift.
"They were complaining they couldn't get a day off so they took a "COVID vaca".
by Nature nerd January 05, 2021
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Covid-Shaming

The act of placing blame or shame on someone who has tested positive for Covid, implying they weren’t safe enough or didn’t take proper precautions. Causing a person to feel guilty for unknowingly exposing others.
Covid-Shaming = Shame on them for getting Covid! Because of their stupidity and selfishness, I have to quarantine!
by Jaimyturnbull January 03, 2021
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covid simp

a person who gets so bored of lockdown that they begin to simp for a particular person whilst exclaiming they are in a hoe phase.
"have you talked to adam recently ?"
"yeah hes being a massive covid simp for genevieve"
by genzzzzzzz April 11, 2020
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