shit

a quite respectful reference to religion. shit = religion

i dont beleive this shit
if shit happens it is will of allah
jesus : cursed are those who believe in shit without evidence for they shall have their life fucked up

by GSG9 December 20, 2013

Shit

it happens.

"My dog just died!"
"Shit happens."

by Krype February 11, 2012

Shit

A type of human body waste that comes out of your asshole and it stared in 2 girls 1 cup a very gross video that you should never see in your life!

Hey bro I just shit on my grandma and now she raped my dog.

by Family123guy00 June 10, 2014

Shit

Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!

by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014

shit

something the english people are full of.

englishman after 3 pints:I,m full.
Welshman:Yea full of FUCKING SHIT!

by sionimaesyrhandir July 3, 2008

Shit

The word shit is most commonly used to take the place of a thing, or a number of things.

Fuck this shit.

by superbad1 April 3, 2009

Shit

Can be used as a name for any drug.
Usually used when in a place where people might be listening to other peoples' conversations, and they don't want to get caught.

I got us some good shit for tonight. We're gonna be sooo blazed!

by Sam-I-Ami August 21, 2008