Old Martin

Some old guy who cleans buses that should of retired 10 years ago!!

Don’t be a old Martin and save for retirement

by Boonshanka November 9, 2019

old six

The old six is the player who are outside the team or play very stealthy.

I got killed by an old six.

This old six is an idiot.

You are an old six.

by WTFWTFWTWF January 11, 2023

Old spark

An old spark is when there used to be a spark between you and someone else.

You and him are such an old spark.

by AidenIsHere February 28, 2016

Old Snotter

Used car or motorcycle that's been around the block a few times, but is still serviceable enough.

The term possibly has its origins in a TV programme featuring Mike Brewer, who used it in the mid-90s, but it could date back further than that.

"I saw Jimmy driving his latest old snotter the other day, by crap, it wasn't half burning some oil."

by Raggle Frock January 27, 2013

old or asian

An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.

100% Accuracy rate.

Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"

by Averageaussietrashcan May 20, 2018

Old Fud

Essentially the same as a geezer, but only in the American sense. An old and decrepit person, a clean version of "old fuck" or "old fart". Especially one who is cranky, eccentric or both. It is a derogatory term, but not horribly so. Unlike most similar terms it can apply to men or women; and elderly couple can be referred to as old fuds. Sometimes old fuds will even refer to themselves as old fuds, as if to say "I didn't die before I got old!"

Why is traffic so slow? It's that old fud with no place to go and all day to get there.

I got into a wreck with an old fud that shouldn't even be driving, can't see over the steering wheel.

For an old fud you move pretty well!

by Old Radio Collector July 17, 2013

Old Sloppy

A chassis cab truck with an enclosed cuboid-shaped cargo area. Slow and sturdy she takes loads like a boss; often times in crocs. It is not uncommon to find Old Sloppy with high miles, low standards, and a sailors mouth.

"How's Old Sloppy? "Who, Shauna?"

by Thedanatee November 10, 2022