Table 9

Being so 'uncool' that within a large group of people your deliberately isolated and stuck with all the rejects.

Person 1: She didn't even say hello to you?
Person 2: No, I was so totally table 9

by Mimi 'BabyFace' Adams July 21, 2009

9/20

the raid is coming

ALLRIGHT GAMERS GET YOUR BATH WATER READY WE ABOUT TO RAIN ON 9/20

by JesusADNLAZARBUM August 4, 2019

MATH-9

On a TI-83/89 scientific calculator, pressing the 'MATH' button and then the '9' button prompts a function that enables the user to find the answer to a type of problem called a definite integral within a few keystrokes. The alternative to this is doing it all by hand, which is very time-consuming/tedious. So, by simply using "MATH-9" you save yourself some time and a headache. This can be loosely applied to situations in life that require work, but whoever is supposed to be doing that work is lazy/uninterested so they opt out of it by finding a simple alternative.

Bob: Ugh, my girlfriend was bugging me to mow the lawn all day!

Charlie: So did you give in or what?

Bob: Nah, I just MATH-9'd that shit and paid some neighborhood kid to do it.

by Rutherford Jones June 29, 2009

back 9

A term for the last 9 holes in an 18 hole golf course, used as a euphemism for anal sex.

Honey, I have seen 7 baronesses come and go, they all say the same thing: The master likes playing the back 9 at Augusta. - (Eunuch 2) "Love-Bheits." The Venture Bros. AdultSwim. 20 Aug. 2006. Television.

by BreakfastLizard December 29, 2013

May 9

Grab every nigga In Yonkers dick

Can’t wait till May 9th

by Gabbyxmarie May 9, 2019

9/11

A Day That Alot Of Americans Got Pissed Off.

Bob : Dude did you hear what happend yesterday (9/11)?

Jake: Yep....Alot of people are gonna get pissed off at that.

by Duplexblowfish December 25, 2009

9:45

The time were something huge usually happens. Once this time occurs, the world will be in awe.

Wait until 9:45.

by Turntdude July 9, 2016