A girl who only dates Hoopers, and tends to go from one to the other depending on how many offers one is getting compared to the other.
Jake: Did you hear Kendal left AJ for Jacob?
Michael: Nah bro. was it because Jacob’s getting more offers?
Jake: Yeah bro. She a hooper hog for sure.
Michael: Nah bro. was it because Jacob’s getting more offers?
Jake: Yeah bro. She a hooper hog for sure.
by mikethehooper17 May 22, 2022
Get the Hooper Hogmug. by Konali July 27, 2023
Get the Piss Hogmug. A greased up altar boy who is let loose in the empty pews in between Catholic masses, and is then chased by a sporty priest, not unlike a fox hunt. In some instances the Pew Hog may be fitted with incense smoke signals, or a tall crucifix similar to a flag fitted to a dune buggy for easier tracking. The Pew Hog may utilize any portion of the empty chapel and altar to evade the yearning hands of the priest, but the baptismal bath is off limits. A Pew Hog can be used anytime they are available, but are typically reserved for important Catholic holidays (i.e. Christmas or Easter) to get the priest jazzed up. Utilizing a Pew Hog around the holidays also decreases the chances of the Hog's parents giving a shit.
by DickSlab123 October 23, 2018
Get the Pew Hogmug. A "hog's bait" is a large meal that one has consumed (generally enough to "bait" a hog and catch it). A "hog's bait" is also when a person has had enough of a certain situation.
Generally used in the deep south.
Generally used in the deep south.
Damn that was a good buffet. I ate a hog's bait.
I tell you what, I've had a hog's bait of his smart mouth.
I tell you what, I've had a hog's bait of his smart mouth.
by ole so and so May 31, 2013
Get the hog's baitmug. When you and your buddies get together and wanna bang some real fine ass sluts, you get the whole group together and go on a search for a few slam hogs or slam pigs.
Tyler and his friends went slamhogging after school one day and boy was that pussy worth it 😂
Slam hogging -to get a group of sluts together and have your friends run a train on them.
Slam hogging -to get a group of sluts together and have your friends run a train on them.
by Fuckboi17 May 14, 2016
Get the slam hoggingmug. by PhallicQuan99 June 30, 2022
Get the Honking the Hogmug. That one person who will claim they have every type of issue, making many conversations only about themselves without leaving room for others pain, emotions, thoughts and feelings. You might say one thing about (for example) your suffering depression, and you will be trapped in a 20 minute conversation with them about their battles and opinion on every mental health issue imaginable. Issues hogs will have very little consideration for you, can never offer a listening ear, only their own self absorbed anecdotes, due their narcissism and inflated sense of self.
Linda is such an issues hog- when I came to her for support when my mother died, all she did was moan about her own experiences when her mother passed away.
by gettingignorant June 20, 2021
Get the issues hogmug.