selective e-mail

Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.

Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.

Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!
Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."
by schofieldthescarecrow October 28, 2014
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flayl mail

Mail sent to a correctional facility with drugs seeped into the letter and or envelope
I sent some flayl mail to my bf
by 101north December 19, 2016
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toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.
Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job
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Fan-mail

When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone
James wasn't in when we called round so I left him some fan-mail
by Private A.M. Bulance January 09, 2025
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Orange Mail

Orange Mail occurs when a person with Orange Skin tries to black mail you into doing something for them
yo bro coming from you that’s Orange Mail bro don’t play with me !
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mailed

The of feeling rejection after being rejected by the volunteer editors at the Urban Dictionary.
I tried to coin a meme but they mailed me....

I'm going to have to work this one my etymology for this meme, it is not getting past front door, I got mailed....

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Nos Eid Mail

Someone who is obsessed with touching fire
Meab is such a Nos Eid Mail
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