Ape Brain

Somebody who is not very smart; a person that has the cognitive abilities of an ape.

John: hey what’s 9+10
Sam: 21
John: you are such an ape brain, it’s obviously 19 you simpleton

by LeEgg October 2, 2020

Ape Escape

When you or another individual does something so profoundly stupid that makes you look like a fool/clown.

Person1: "I told you to kick the ball into the opposite goal"
Person2: "I did!"
Person1: "No you didn't you've kicked it into the our goal multiple times now. Ape Escape!"

by WhisperOfTheWorm December 13, 2019

Ape Slayer

it a monkey that can spray an ak in rust

The ape slayer beemed the rust scrubs

by KoreanBeemer March 11, 2021

Ape City

Getting your ass kicked.

I'm gonna take you to ape city!

by wakkadoodooo February 5, 2017

absolute ape

Some on who acts like a retard and try a to be funny but makes retarded jokes. Most people that are absolute apes are Daniel Bailey, and people like him

Absolute ape is a person who is retarded

by JimmyJohmsSubs June 27, 2018

Viscous Ape

When you black out on say alcohol or said substance, and you do things you can't remember the next day and your friends tell you all about it.

"Man, look at bob. He threw chairs all over the stadium and stomped on my beef franks, Bob's a Viscous Ape man!"

by The Dark Abyss July 8, 2015

True AP

True ap is the safe and pg 14 alternative to the term: True af (true as f**k) Safe and friendly for the whole family :)

Camilla: Toronto was so fun
Rachel, Layla, and Erika: True AP!

by rango emma February 22, 2022