Charlie cock

SAE measurement totaling 1/128 of an inch. Sometimes referred to as a CC.

Scott: that wire you ran is a little long.
Harrington: how much do I need to take off?
Mccolgan: looks like 60 Charlie cocks from here.
Scott: yea almost exactly 60 CC's

Charlie: my cocks not that small
Billy: your old lady said you only had 5 Charlie cocks

by el salvadorian tiger April 26, 2013

cock zap

The act of shuffling your feet on the carpet then walking over to your girlfriend and zapping her on the face with your member.

I put on my wool socks and shuffled over to Tina and gave her the ole' cock zap.

by Cookieparty March 24, 2014

Cock Count

The number of penises a woman has allowed inside her body before getting married. Her husband will usually feel more shame and insecurity the higher the number is.

0- Virgin and inexperienced (What men want)
1-4 Judged (Most men will tolerate)
5+ Slut (Only a few men will marry)
10+ Prostitute (Pimps or men who are desperate)

I started cheating on my wife when I found out her Cock Count. I feel inferior because she has had more men inside her than I have women. I will stop when I match her count. Then I will be happy again.

by Real Talk 123 April 23, 2014

cock monker

When a male or female sucks dick in a public facility for moon pies or other tasty snacks to dip in when the male cums

Jane is such a cock monker, she sucked Kevin's dick in red lobster to dip her buns in.

by #rimjobs June 23, 2014

cock horder

A woman who has only guys for friends.

My ex has no female friends. She's a real cock horder.

by nocturnal reclusive October 28, 2014

Cock gargler

Someone who gargles dicks for a living

Mom I wanna go to college to be a cock gargler!!!!!

by XxDildo_lordxx December 1, 2014

cock nozzler

A cocknozzler is when a man takes a cock up the nostril or in the ear and then proceeds to rub the penis until it is red raw and ejaculates its bloody cum into the brain then they proceed to exchange their pubic hair with each other by bitting each individual hair off like a dog. After that the cock nozzler begins to suck the hair of his partners (Male or female) hairy anal beads as they moan a conservation to someone. Near the end the cock nozzler writes down in his journal anout ehat he accomplished,in that time then returns to his day.

Pokemon Master 1: Whos the new kid in the tournament coming up soon?
Polemon Master 2:That kid only has two pokemons, what a cock nozzler.

by EarFucker69 December 9, 2014