Agent Cat

Agent cat is the coolest PERSON alive

Have you talked to agent cat?
No.
You should hes a really AWESOME person.
Will do.

by kvoji February 13, 2022

Cat-Dog

When you shit in another person's ass in a sexual manor

"Honey I want to try something new tonight"
"Like what babe?"
"Can we Cat-Dog?"
"Hell yeah!"

by Sinistersir July 17, 2023

smurf cat

"In the hidden recesses of the internet, an eerie entity known as Smurf Cat emerged, a Smurf with a cat's face and a snail named Escargot on its back. Created by a mad scientist, its mission was to manipulate the internet through awful memes. Smurf Cat spread atrocious content, rendering unsuspecting users vulnerable to its influence. Its goal was simple: to dumb down society by making terrible memes irresistibly popular. With an army of devoted followers, it aimed to take over the world by reshaping it in its own twisted image. While this story is purely fictional, it serves as a darkly humorous take on the power of memes and their influence on the internet."

omg i wanna kill myself if i see another smurf cat meme

by momdestroynr.69420 October 25, 2023

taco cat

a noob who has no idea what the meaning of life is and so, they turn to the one thing they are good at, fking other noobies and being a teachers pet and ace ing maths GCSE

Rae: urg, Laura you are SUCH a taco cat...

Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.

by REB7293_2223hfje October 24, 2020

Cat

Just a lil kitty with red fur. Bubbly. Funny and sometimes clumsy .

Cat is funny!

by whatareyoulookingathm March 3, 2021

Cat

The better ball of fluff

Can be a house cat,
or a big wild kitty
Has a smol face like :3
Cats are feline

Hey, your cat caught a mouse today, although the mouse ran away before your cat killed it.

by giberain shepsky September 1, 2022

Cat

The most self loving, most manipulative beings ever. Would kill you in your sleep if you weren't the one who fed it. The only reason it would cuddle you is to make you feed it. It is also extremely sassy. They are Karens.

The cat was the prime suspect for the murder.

by BookNerd7878 March 31, 2022