Someone who is passed out. Most commonly used at parties where someone passes out on a couch or the floor. Used in conjunction with the word "slump" or "slumped."
Friend: "Your boy Paul took like two hits and a shot, and was just slumped out on the couch. Everyone would just tap him on the head and say bye to him on their way out of the party."
Me: "Damn bro, so he was just Slumped Dog Millionaire, huh?"
Fiend: "Haha yeah bro he was slumped the fuck out."
Me: "Damn bro, so he was just Slumped Dog Millionaire, huh?"
Fiend: "Haha yeah bro he was slumped the fuck out."
by Lookin' Boy July 22, 2012

When you're sucking someone's balls and their ball hair gets in your mouth, then they have wet dog hair
by Himmygg May 7, 2015

by Jerry finger dog June 19, 2019

by McNugget5 March 19, 2019

The Chicago Hot Dog is a fake sexual act unique to Chicago and its elevated train system.
The Chicago Hot Dog consists of a man receiving oral sex while standing with his back to a pillar of the L-train, and timing his orgasm to coincide with a train going past overhead, thunderously. The skill required to do this -- and sexual pay-off -- are enormous.
The Chicago Hot Dog consists of a man receiving oral sex while standing with his back to a pillar of the L-train, and timing his orgasm to coincide with a train going past overhead, thunderously. The skill required to do this -- and sexual pay-off -- are enormous.
On my last company trip to Chicago I totally failed to close the business deal, but hey, I got a really nice Chicago Hot Dog at midnight, so I didn't go to bed mad.
by Didaskalos January 24, 2021

When a group of guys sit around in a hot tub, and the ladies fail to show. Like a sausage fest, in the water.
Dude: What did you guys do on Friday?
Bro: We drank beer, had a hot dog stew.
Dude: Ew, what?
Bro: Yeah, the kappas totally bailed on us.
Bro: We drank beer, had a hot dog stew.
Dude: Ew, what?
Bro: Yeah, the kappas totally bailed on us.
by All4_1 September 8, 2011

by Kjmuffslut April 3, 2015
