Jerry finger dog

When jerry put 2 finger in the butt of his dog

jerry finger dog in butt

by Jerry finger dog June 19, 2019

Fucboi (dog version)

A dog who will give you a limited amount of love but just enough so that he gets exactly what he wants (e.g., belly rubs, a nibble of your food, access to your bed). He will appear to know your boundaries (eg lays at your door bc he knows you’re allergic to him) but the minute you turn your back; he’s in your room shredding papers towels from your garbage can. If you rub his belly, he will place his paw on your hand - you think it’s affection but it’s really so you don’t stop. If you show him too much love, he knows he can get away with anything and will leave you the minute you stop rubbing him. Play hard to get, or this doggo will only use you and then leave you immediately after.

TLDR: has an innocent face, looks harmless, but knows exactly how to get exactly what he wants. Beware of dog!

Today Finn was laying hallway and lifted his paw. I spent the next 30 mins minutes rubbing his belly. Where did my time go. What a little fucboi (dog version).

by Dog Auntie May 27, 2021

Slumped Dog Millionaire

Someone who is passed out. Most commonly used at parties where someone passes out on a couch or the floor. Used in conjunction with the word "slump" or "slumped."

Friend: "Your boy Paul took like two hits and a shot, and was just slumped out on the couch. Everyone would just tap him on the head and say bye to him on their way out of the party."

Me: "Damn bro, so he was just Slumped Dog Millionaire, huh?"

Fiend: "Haha yeah bro he was slumped the fuck out."

by Lookin' Boy July 22, 2012

Fat gay dog

Insult commonly used by younger Australian males, the most effective and fatal insult out there

No... stop you fat gay dog

by Bigman969 October 28, 2019

Dog food television

The lowest form of television entertainment. Describes any show that has little to no comedic or intellectual qualities and generally contributes to the brain rot of the viewer. Often found in the middle of the day, or late at night/early morning.

Those that watch dog food television often experience feelings of guilt or anger that they subjected themselves to such mind-numbing 'entertainment'.

There's no way I'm watching re-runs of Perfect Strangers. That's such dog food television!

by the_elder April 26, 2009

wet dog hair

When you're sucking someone's balls and their ball hair gets in your mouth, then they have wet dog hair

This girl was sucking my balls then me wet dog hair

by Himmygg May 7, 2015

dog o bits

A knockoff of Cheerios, but made for dogs. Or, made out of dogs. We will never know.

I love these dog o bits!

by alpacafire August 9, 2017