Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

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Cum Dumpster

A female with ambiguous moral values who were born on or after the year 1984. Cum Dumpsters are women and teenagers who allow their pussy or minge (UK or England) to be reamed and creampied in so much that causes a dystopian manifest of teenage and unwanted pregnancy of a biblical proportion that creates a pandemic of unwanted children. This beginning of the end is a new chapter of a male dominant sociopathic society similar to the book and movie called 1984.

Did you hear, Lisa got her minge torn up so much that she now smells just like a cum dumpster!

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022

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Cum dumpster

storage unit for cum

look! a hobo jumped into the Cum dumpster!!!

by Reggie from Nintendo April 27, 2020

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Cum worker

A person who's job involves the selling, exchanging, disposal, experimenting, staking, or prepping one's own cum to a bank, p2p client, laboratory, or any other institution who is interested in purchasing genetic materials dispite if or if not the seller's cum specimen is sterilized or fertile.

Similar to how a sex worker sells their body, a cum worker's selling of their products is a pure transactional non romantic job.

Best example is a professional sperm doner.

Yo you hear how John is making 2k usd a month from cumming in a lab jar once a day? He's for sure one hard working cum worker

Hey, you hear how Jane is raking in bank from slinging her spunk on OnlyFans? She's making 200 bucks per load of cum from her simps!

by BigKnotKyle September 26, 2025

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