trout fingers

when your fingers smell so bad and you look like a stupid head you objectively have this.

"I hear Trace has trout fingers!" "Ew, I bet he voted bush."

by rhrboyman March 22, 2018

bathtub fingers

When you've fingered a bitch for so long your fingers get wrinkly and pruned.

I was fingering Trace in Maccas car-park for so long last night I got bathtub fingers.

by Rusty Spoon Fingers May 14, 2018

Trout Fingers

When you finger your girl and then don't wash your hands.

"Dude I just got done fingering my girlfriend. It was so hot."
"Get out of here trout fingers."

by Trout Fucker Mac Demarco 69 May 14, 2018

skittle fingers

When sometimes your fingers be doin gay shit

I'm not gay it was just me skittle fingers

by Anon ninjaf May 18, 2018

Ketchup Fingers

When one attempts to finger a Woman who, unknowingly begins her period so when you remove your fingers it looks like you dipped them in ketchup.

Man I was with my girl last night and she gave me a bad case of ketchup fingers.

by RRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIDDERRRRRZZZ May 22, 2018

Trout Fingers

Something you call soneone if they think about touching aquatic forms of life frequently

Jeremy was called trout fingers by some asshole when he was petting stingrays at the aquarium

by TroutAcolyte "moonfingerer" May 23, 2018

Trout Fingers

The act of dislodging a fishing hook from a fish's skull

Sebastian hooked that pike too good. He had to go full trout fingers in there.

by xX_The_Trout_King_Xx May 23, 2018