Fart Salsa

When you blow a fart, but a chunky mixture is extruded from your anus into your panties. Since you eat a lot of vegetables, it shows.
Men scoop it out and eat it with corn tortilla chips as they pass you around sexually.
You are literally the life of the party

Nancy made us some fart salsa, so while we took turns banging her, all us others grabbed some chips and scraped her panties clean.

by anonymous June 10, 2024

Fart popsicle

When you work for a place that doesn't put in orders and all the people who work there are terrible and you really wanna call them something worse but this is the best thing you can think of.

I asked them to put the order in but they was being a fart popsicle and forgot

by Mermaidtears94 June 12, 2024

fart dieseling

Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.

In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.

by QuacksO June 12, 2024

fart dieseling

Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.

In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

Barnyard fart

The smell of a fart or poo that is the result of eating vegan food (example: legume-based chips)

Those legume-based chips gave me barnyard farts

by Dr. Barnyard June 18, 2024

Barnyard fart

the olfactory detection of either a flatulence or defecation from a human or non human animal whose diet is plant based

She's so vegan her bathroom smells of barnyard farts.

I'm raising a baby goat so my living room smells of barnyard farts.

by Dr. Barnyard June 18, 2024

fart boss

A fart boss is a Mr butt cheeks who’s inconspicuously ral who feeds off the stench of beliebers

Max went full fartboss last night on those beliebers

I saw.

A fart boss is a genuine being who has compassion for those accosted by beliebers and over time the fart boss has evolved to feed off the deathly aroma that is released when a belieber is defeated

by John finklebottom69999 June 22, 2024