Nog Double Standard

* They want respect yet drag down & change the good in society.
* They want handouts & reparations yet overpopulate.
* They spread their lower standards wherever they go.

I wuz tryin' to figger this nog double standard but all I could comes up wit wuz a mixed bag of facts.

by Swisher rolled tight December 30, 2020

Double Dipped

The process of dipping your nail twice into a jar of dip powder from doubledipnails to get the best color to stand out.

Jane: My nails look so boring what did I do wrong?
Rob: Did you try double-dip it again?
Jane: Double Dipped these dip nails is so much better

by MelissaGDFW December 30, 2020

double gluck slurp 8000

when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.

"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"

by bornedmcbeef January 3, 2021

double s’s

abbreviation for sexy shoulders

ryan: *sends shoulder pics*
sailor: wow total double s’s

by sailorbeach January 5, 2021

Timmies Double Double Xtra Large

A take on the Canadian coffee order from Tim Hortons that requires two sugar and two creams but slang term adding Xtra Large implies male ejaculation on both breasts of a woman and a shot in the mouth in the same load of ejaculation

She wanted a Timmies Double Double Xtra Large so I emptied the sack on her and in her.

by InfernoCA January 9, 2021

Double dipping

When a major movie studio, TV network, and/or record label keeps rereleasing and repackaging previously released media instead of scouring through the vaults and releasing unreleased material.

Warner Bros. is known for constantly double dipping the same 250+ Looney Tunes cartoons on DVD and Blu-ray instead if restoring the other 500+ cartoons that may have not seen the light of day since their original theatrical release.

by Porque Me Buscan January 11, 2021

Double Take

When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.

John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?

by pogpoghoghogjdk January 14, 2021