dog o bits

A knockoff of Cheerios, but made for dogs. Or, made out of dogs. We will never know.

I love these dog o bits!

by alpacafire August 9, 2017

wet dog hair

When you're sucking someone's balls and their ball hair gets in your mouth, then they have wet dog hair

This girl was sucking my balls then me wet dog hair

by Himmygg May 7, 2015

Egyptian Dog Thingy

What moms say instead of raccoon.

Mom: Oh look it’s an Egyptian dog thingy!
Guest: A what?
Kids: A raccoon.

by McNugget5 March 19, 2019

Chicago Hot Dog

The Chicago Hot Dog is a fake sexual act unique to Chicago and its elevated train system.
The Chicago Hot Dog consists of a man receiving oral sex while standing with his back to a pillar of the L-train, and timing his orgasm to coincide with a train going past overhead, thunderously. The skill required to do this -- and sexual pay-off -- are enormous.

On my last company trip to Chicago I totally failed to close the business deal, but hey, I got a really nice Chicago Hot Dog at midnight, so I didn't go to bed mad.

by Didaskalos January 24, 2021

hot dog stew

When a group of guys sit around in a hot tub, and the ladies fail to show. Like a sausage fest, in the water.

Dude: What did you guys do on Friday?
Bro: We drank beer, had a hot dog stew.
Dude: Ew, what?
Bro: Yeah, the kappas totally bailed on us.

by All4_1 September 8, 2011

Raw dog disaster

The act of raw doggin many women willingly and results in a child or many children.

Levi is at it again, fucked his chick and made another raw dog disaster.

by Kjmuffslut April 3, 2015

ur dog nignog

Everyone loves a good ol dog right? Well whip this hoe out and you just disgraced the person who revives it entire bloodline...

Tod : fuck you dude.
You: Tod I swear to god...
Tod: what pussy?
You: your dog nignog!!
Tod:*seppukus self*
Tod' s family:*literally just fucking dies*

by XavXavIsItchy March 12, 2018