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nut shirt

When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.
I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.
by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023
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Queef Nut

When a woman queefs mid nut letting out a stinky sound and a sticky substance at the same time.
Hey Susie, I was wondering have you ever Queef Nutted before? My man was beatin my shit and I queefed while nutting…
by Kenneth K. Kerry July 30, 2023
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Nigga Nuts III

A basketball fan that wants to make his way into actual basketball, he takes his dreams down from his brother Nigga Nuts I. Sadly the first brother died in the war, as Nigga Nuts III wants to join into a famous basketball team, standing around at 6'3 his dreams will come true one day...
"You remember Nigga Nuts III ?"
"Oh yeah, that one guy who wants to be a famous basketball player?"
by anonymous July 31, 2023
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Nut Frosting

Splatter from dropping a deuce that lands on your scrotum. Only to be found when you give them a wipe.
That Taco Bell ripped right through me. It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to wipe all the Nut Frosting off my sack.
by JackDaddy6294 August 3, 2023
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Bust a nut

by Bojler eladó August 4, 2023
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C nut

Cunt. simple.

Spelled as C nut to avoid Facebook censorship.
Fuck zuckburger.
She was being a total C nut today
by dodgy dave defines August 6, 2023
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deez nuts

a really immature and stupid joke about sucking testicles
Hey, you know Suggon? Suggon deez nuts!
by Isaac D. Snuts August 8, 2023
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