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Penis

Dude, have you seen his penis???
by Trainguy15 May 31, 2021
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Penis

A hungry erect cobra, or a lusty love log
A dripping stiffer, or a rod to prod the bod and shoot its wad in the open mouthed cod. Fun to play with, fun to eat. Just don't bite. The penis is known by many names. Cock, dick, weiner, sosig, peen, wingwong, dingaling, anus pounder, and many more. Their common targets are meat sleeves, anal openings, plush toys, socks, fleshlights, and zippers
The penis is an important tool in spreading the infestation of humanity and ever increasing destruction and unnecessary stupidity that unfolds each day
by VortexMorpeko August 9, 2019
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its so small and the useless piece of skin
omg look at rodricks penis its so small
by weewoo beeboo March 3, 2022
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joe:i farted
chris: can i suck your penis
by iammanandilikemen March 10, 2022
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Penis Rabies

When a person gets so excited about something they start frothing from the tip of their dick
Dude have you seen the new Fallout trailer? That shit looks so good it gave me penis rabies. I had to change pants after I saw the trailer!
by Trashl0rd_King0fRefuse June 12, 2018
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Penis

Penis.Sometimes very small but can differ from sizes.When BIG they can penetrate very hard.Penis' are a male body part and use a certain female body part for pleasure.Other names for a penis is cock,dick,pee pee,penetrator,shaft,stick,boner,wood,pene,shack and log.Some penis' even have something called foreskin but we wont talk about that.Penis' are very awesome and males should be very happy and grateful if they have a big one.....also.... girls should be grateful if they have a boyfriend who has a big one!!!
Zach: Hey, is my penis big?

Girl: Well let me have a look!

Zach: okay, here..... let me pull down my pants.

Girl : *looks at it* Yes VERY BIG......i mean....yes,you have a very big penis!
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Elevated Penis

A certain height where a male's genitalia is higher up than someone else's height. Commonly occuring for those above 8 feet tall.
He was so tall that from my perspective he had an elevated penis.
by whatamidoinghere_bruhhh March 6, 2022
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