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If homeboy only knew the dude he's rolling around with is the one who stole his car, he would see he's just a penis catfish.
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"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".
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