Mary’s kids

Mary’s kids are repeat juvenile offenders in Minneapolis who receive light or no sentences from county attorney Mary Moriarty.

The 16-year old committed five armed robberies but was out of detention in a month. He’s one of Mary’s kids.

by MplsMickey February 16, 2024

The bad kids

The people at work that are always being snitched on and usually don’t get along with the kiss asses.

That’s where they send all of the bad kids.

by SiL3Nt J September 12, 2023

fortnite kid

a annoying person who plays fortnite and ruins the game for people (couper) they try to be funny evan tho there not they are the bain of hummanity and if you see one you should kill it.

hey look its a fortnite kid

by Wizdragon001 March 1, 2022

throwin' kids

After masturbating, flicking the jizz off your hand.

After going to the titty bar I'm throwin' kids.

by mike in pdx September 7, 2013

Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."

by calibus January 28, 2022

Kid bro effect

Makes girls obsessed with you

I have the kid bro effect.

by Sheeshypoo October 15, 2022

IPad kid

a middle schooler called ben

whats Ben doing?

oh he's just being an iPad kid.

by yams a jam July 6, 2022