Wombat Jack

A very round ball of muscle that is deceptionally fast and sometimes traps people by booty slamming them.

I was going really well but then I got wombat jack'ed

by killerwombat September 1, 2025

Jack

A specific person or peoples who like little kids (particularly male). Know for being twats constantly. They are especially rare to not be an obnoxious dick. They usually play games such as gayblox, and COD (Caught On Dick). They usually have no friends commonly they will revert to making friends with a ranga. They will say they are smart and very good at maths and shit, but they really have 2 brains cells one to make there hand shake and the other to say uh duh duh uh. Also know as twat.

Jack is a Twat

by Millao August 14, 2021

Jack

Likes kids has 50 extra chrome a zones is a batty fish and has sausage finges

Jack u

by Hello6479184 February 18, 2020

Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.

"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."

by KickDickem April 20, 2017

Black Jack

Jacking off so hard you black out cold.

“Dude I woke up with stains all over me. I must of black jacked last night.”

by BennyBones October 20, 2022

Jack

Jacking

Jack died today

That’s sad, who’s jack?
Jacking off in the bedroom with pictures of you

by Banana_real June 29, 2021

jack alan coleman

Jack Alan Coleman is a stupid nigger who thinks getting in everybody else's business is okay. He thinks he is mature but in reality he makes everything about him because he insists on being the center of attention. Mr Coleman has an online girlfriend, they have been online dating for a year now. He thinks just because hes kept a relationship with one girl for so long means every girl is the same way, forcing himself into situations that don't even involve him! Jack Coleman is disliked heavily by his peers at times, for very obvious reasons.

Person 1: You know Jack Alan Coleman?

Person 2: You mean that nosy british guy? yeah, he sucks!

by grxcemxrtin April 7, 2020