A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.
I didn't come here to cuddle, I came here to fuck you dick fuck.
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I don't need a 31 year old dick fuck to babysit.
by cupcakes10 February 27, 2010
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Dude, were you at that party last night?
Yeah, i was in the back with a couple chicks, you?
Aww man! I lined up like 15 crazy-drunk bitches and pulled an assembly-dick.
Yeah, i was in the back with a couple chicks, you?
Aww man! I lined up like 15 crazy-drunk bitches and pulled an assembly-dick.
by Big N' Hairy May 29, 2008
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I must not have had a good sleep last night as I was doing the dick watch during the sales meeting today.
by 1staid June 3, 2011
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When two guys hang out together in a non-romantic fashion over dinner or a show. Also referred to as a "man date".
I was planning to take my wife out to see the Bostones with dinner beforehand. She bailed at the last minute, so I invited Eric and we went out on a dick date.
by the comand'r August 26, 2014
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