Lazy Brown Eye

A combination of anal sex and putting your partner in a sleeper hold

I need an ice pack. Jeff gave me a lazy brown eye last night and I hit my head on the table

by Someguyingeorgia February 7, 2021

kentucky hot brown

letting a turd log bake in the sun until it’s hardened then sandwiching it between two pieces of sourdough, smothering in gravy and consuming it

I’d like to serve my dad a kentucky hot brown!

by kentuckyhotbrownfan69 May 5, 2024

Brown Waldo

When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.

Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”

Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”

by Evening Steven March 11, 2023

Brown Face

The Act of smearing a zebra's shit all over your face to the point you can't see and your brown because you smeared zebra shit all over you face cause your brown

Im Canceling you for brown face

by Bangin' your daddy February 19, 2023

Brown Sack

verb. To leave, to depart, to exit from, to get the fuck out of, to dip, to bounce out.

Dude, Jamie and i were about to have sex, but then i smelled her clam-like crotch and had to brown sack, so i went home.

by emoeed December 16, 2012

Brown Betty

The best, most loyal, and beautiful puppy ever! She's my best pal.

Named after the Fringe Episode, she really fit her name..
Chronic Supernova and Afghani Kush.. a wild ride.. and a heart of gold.
A fierce spirit, and savior of my life, she earned her wings today, she went home.

Brown Betty Bam Ba Lam.. my goldeneyed girl.. you will be missed, head hand and heart.

by REBel Siren June 2, 2021

Andy Brown

The richest man in all of owensound. Smokes ass and eats grass. Gives a mean western grip hand job too.

Stranger: wait, are you Macaulay Culkin?
Andy: Mmmmm, nope, my name is Andy Brown and I’m a white fuck that has autism running deep thru my family tree.

by Gbabyhuuuuaaaahhhh April 1, 2022