time-ify

To add time to any sentence.

'Hey, Bob time-ify 'Hello, I am Jeff'.'
'Ok! 'Hello, I am Jeff (9:40pm)''

by Timeify January 16, 2021

waste of time

Playing Bless online

(the shittiest of shits, the most boring and crappy game in history of gaming industry, the TOTAL CASH GRAB)

Whe you keep playing a dead game that will very soon close all servers and you will lose all yours characters.
"OH WHAT A WASTE OF TIME playing this unfinished crap korean game"

by anonymous July 12, 2018

shlime time

The act of blowing the contents of your nose into the vaginal area while in the process of “mucking clam”.

Sarah asked, “when are we having shlime time?” I said, “I’m getting sick and the snot is flowing, let me blow my snot in your pu**y.”

by anonymous March 20, 2024

Linear Time

A carceral construct limiting the human experience to a false linear progression of time.

"Wake up! It's time to go to school/work/court!"
Scribbles No Cops No Jails No Linear Fucking Time

Graffiti suggestion fuck cops/jails/linear time

by Luther Blisss December 7, 2021

Time box

A cubic meter of time

I walked into a shop and asked for a time box for my travels

by Time is faster October 15, 2018

Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.

"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"

by Mastro-K April 24, 2016

Tristan Time

When Tristan says he'll back in 5 minutes, it's really going to be an hour plus.

It's Tristan time, he said he'll be back in 5 minutes, you got time to clean your entire house.

by Ayoitbyaboi December 5, 2023