Shit penis

When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.

You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”

by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022

penis

when daddy and mommy love each other a lot, they want to show it physically so daddy puts his penis in mommy’s coin slot

Girl or Boy 1: “Oh my what a penis”
Girl or Boy 2: “I heard he has a small penis”

by tr1xiie June 9, 2024

Penis

The part of a male's body that feels good when vibrated

Bro, i gave my gf my penis

by DumbGecko43 May 11, 2021

Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.

Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.

by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024

Penis-Sex-ballssssz

the type of nigger-faggot too shove thew wii remote up their asssss

Joshua, that fricking Penis-Sex-ballssssz

by ImgoingtooBLOwwwww September 25, 2023

Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.

I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.

by A lil bit of chicken fried November 7, 2019

Penis

Between your legs

I like that penis

by Fatdadddy69 December 5, 2022