Ghost Fucking

Meeting a random person, having sex with them, and leaving before ever exchanging names or numbers; as if you where never there.

Please don't tell me your name, we are ghost fucking.

by Fujidubo August 13, 2011

Fuck That Guy

Used to tell someone to go fuck themselves. Also refer to Acronym. FTG

Kyle and John were eating at a restaurant when Jason, the waiter, stopped by to boast about his flare. Fuck that guy.

by johniebravo October 2, 2009

Fuck Tale

A 'fuck tale' is a short story, or rather long story that is most commonly told by men, to other men, about banging the opposite sex.
Fuck tales are often also referred to as bragging rights, douche talk, and can also be told when things go bad wrong in the bedroom.

Cody- "Yo bro, I got one hell of a fuck tale for you!
Dante- "Hook a brother up with a fuck tale, I ain't heard one in a hot second bro!"
Cody-"Last night I was doing the wild thang with this girl I just met, and out of know where the bitch started eating chicken fingers!
Dante- "That was a dank fuck tale"

by bamf00 June 5, 2010

Finger Fuck

finger fuck can also be used to imply that someone is handling or looking at an object too much

Ex. 1 Tommy was a known ball hog, he would rather finger fuck the ball instead of passing it.

Ex. 2 I don't wont any of the cake now after you have finger fucked it to death!

by missdreoutlaw April 29, 2008

fucking a goose

To screw some thing up or currently screwing something up

Yo mike is fucking a goose with that tee shirt business

by Biggecheese69 August 23, 2018

fucking pizdetz

When you speak English and spend time around Russian speakers you adopt co-slang and thus Fucking Pizdetz was born.

Basically means:

Pizdetz is a Russian word that originally came from pizda which means pussy (vagina) but it’s mostly used as slang when something sucks or is fucked.

MDMAnya’s jacket is fucking pizdetz = MDMAnya’s jacket is really fucking shitty.

Fucking Pizdetz:

Fucking Shit
Fucking Crap
Fuck This Shit
This shit is fucked

This is fucked up shit
This shit is fucked up
The fucked up shit is fucked
Fucking fuck

This shit is fucking pizdetz!

This coffee is fucking pizdetz because it’s actually poop.

I fucked your mom and it was fucking pizdetz because she shit in the bed.

by Mr. Pizdetz February 19, 2019

fuck promise

a promise made during sex that is used to encourage continued activity. Usually, not to be carried out.

Bob didn't call Linda back the next morning like he said he would. He thought that was ok as it was a fuck promise.

by Tker December 16, 2009