ur mom dab

legit the best phrase ever and if you don’t use it then i’m sorry for you

janet : who’s that??
barbra : ur mom dab *dabs*

by Ilysm..........! November 29, 2021

vinns mom

the most sexiest thing you’ll ever see

vinns mom is so sexy

by okaybuddy69 November 03, 2021

mom smart

Knowing how to do the difficult in an easy way. Finding life hacks in every situation.

You’re mom smart! I didn’t know one could do that!

by Rachken June 24, 2019

my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023

Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 01, 2022

Kentucky Moms Slay

K entucky
M oms
S slay

“I wanna Kentucky Moms Slay.”
“Do you want to see my therapist..?”

by Erika&Zamira&Red July 05, 2023

Mom clone

When you accidentally call your teacher your mom

I called ms smith My mom yesterday she’s such a mom clone

by Cock handle November 20, 2020