what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023

What-me-not

Non-functional piece of furniture or ornament.

My grandmother's house was full of what-me-nots.

by Paw-Paw in the Pass May 13, 2005

ermmm what the sigma

to express confusion (Normally sarcastically used). Popularly used by gen alpha/gen z individuals

*guy 1 explodes in game*

guy 2: ermmm what the sigma..

by sigmauser May 29, 2024

What for?

for what reason?

You're buying a new car? What for? Your old one is still in good shape.

by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024

What that btc larryin on

Basically asking what you on

What that btc larryin on

by Willow wider July 11, 2025

What’s hoeing on

When you want to make a hoe pun so you replace the “go” in “going” with “hoe”

Haha fnuuy pun

What’s hoeing on biatch

by Superjuliam December 20, 2022

Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023