Trista Farts

A deadly, noxious gas; a weapon of mass destruction. a weapon of mass torture developed by Saddam Hussein through the 1980’s and 1990’s. The scent of a fat Karen who flips hamburgers straight in to her mouth. Often stored in FUPA’s. A natural gas harnessed for torture.
Evacuate the area! Trista farts have leaked!
by NickyDegarmoe April 27, 2023
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Fart flaps

When a man gets so old that when he lays on his back his balls cover his ass hole
"Dude I woke up last night laying on my back when I farted so hard my fart flaps landed on my stomach, they are suppose to be snug under my dick"
by GnTMoose July 14, 2020
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third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
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Extremely Wet Fart

You Need To Go To The Toilet When You Unleash This!
Extremely Wet Farts = Bathroom Needed To Resolve
by picklespickleduckducks December 20, 2023
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Cranberry fart

A fart that gets trapped in either bedding or clothing and much later when the farter moves, the rancid ghost of last night’s dinner is unleashed having “lingered”, thusly olafactory senses are offended by the cranberry fart.
Sister: OMG! Did you just fart?
Brother: I sure did but that was 5 minutes ago.
Sister: (heaves) oh gross! You cranberry farted! Did you have to let it linger?

Brother: (smiling) no, but I love that it finally got you.
by Keeping the Auntie status October 17, 2022
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hook fart

Faking an illness or the supposition that one has symptoms that do not associate to a real illness.
She thinks she has bronchitis but it's probably just a hook fart.
by Lotharian October 11, 2020
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fart boxer

The pummleing of ones asshole with your tongue .....licking anus... making out with ones buttox .
I tongue punched that hos fartbox last night ...I'm a champion fart boxer.
by Dilsnicks inferno March 05, 2018
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