Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

Mom animal

Animal in one or more rooms in the house of current residence

Person:My mom animal is a dog

Other person:What’s a mom animal
Person :the animal all over your house
Other person:oooh

by Jessica ramsedaj February 23, 2021

Ur mom

The two words that are used when a nine year old gets salty

Fortnite nine year old: "Fortnite is best!!1!!111111!
Sensible Person:"No it aint"
Salty nine year old "Ur mom"

by Somedoodthatisbored May 20, 2020

ur mom

a commonly used phrase, a lot of the time is used in BO2 lobby's when people say the n-work

"ur a n*****" ur MOM

by FadedX May 27, 2022

Ur mom

1. A slang word typically used to insult another person's mother.
2. The sexiest woman alive.

Guy 1: Hey, did you he fucked your mom last night?
Guy 2: My mom is dead.

by Dr. 2z November 7, 2021

Your mom

The answer to every question

Steve: what are we doing tomorrow

you: your mom

by Anonymous1102 December 17, 2018

Your Mom

That sexy bitch I be fucking.

"Hey who you be fucking?"

"Your Mom."

by anonymous May 25, 2022