Doing A Robert

the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.

'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'

by Kai Girthy December 02, 2022

Doing a Lishman

Engaging in non-laddish behaviour such as dodging pints or leaving part of their steak supper

Oh he’s doing a Lishman again

by Jimmy_Bullard July 16, 2021

Do a Kony

Process of popularizing a social issue by getting millions of people to tweet it and Facebook it, whether or not it is a significant or relevant issue.

Sexual slavery is a huge problem around the world.

Yeah, you should do a Kony on it.

by bluesky9001 March 20, 2012

DO NOT PEEK MID!!!

just dont bro

DO NOT PEEK MID!!!

by big kirbstomper April 30, 2023

Do what u gotta do

No matter what situation your in even if its a bad one.. If you got yourself into it just do what u gotta do.

So I met this chick at the bar but she's not that hot but she's DTF.. Just "do what u gotta do".

by VegasBombshell October 01, 2013

doing a Chris Witcher

To lose your keys and then eventually find them in an obvious place

"John, we need to go, where are your keys?"

"I'm not sure, think I'm doing a Chris Witcher"

by PlantBasedRenegade February 25, 2024

I ain't do nothing

aint = didn't
didn't = did not
not nothing = something
I ain't do nothing = I did not do nothing = I did something

"I ain't do nothing!"
so you did something, huh?
:nerd emoji:

by < ^ > v April 05, 2023