Surprise Sex

When you have sex but neither you or the person that had sex with you knew it was going to happen.

Lily thought that Kevin wanted to rape her, but all he wanted to do is to have surprise sex with her.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2021

antimarital sex

Sex that happens between people that don't ever get married (to each other or otherwise).

Premarital sex is to sex that happens before marriage. Antimarital sex is to sex that happens in lieu of marriage.

Sex that is done by a person that never gets married.

*At Betsy's funeral*

Jim: Betsy should be in Hell because of all the premarital sex she had.

Dave: Betsy should be in Heaven because she only ever had antimarital sex. You see, she never did get married.

by TheRaddestFuckingDudeAlive March 14, 2023

Cold Sex

The utter opposite and a true antonym to hot sex
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat

That whore nearly bit off my weiner, it was so horrible I came up with a term for it: cold sex

by Lord 🙏😈 July 5, 2022

petty sex

refers to a situation in which one's partner displays selfishness, indifference, and laziness during intimate and sexual moments, showing little to no emotion or effort and causing the other person to feel unimportant, hurt, and undervalued in their relationship.

Jeff felt hurt and undervalued in his relationship because his partner consistently engaged in petty sex, showing no care or effort towards his pleasure even though he make sure his partner was always happy

by RelatableGuru November 2, 2023

Supa Sex

The state of being partially horny while in the mood to encourage others to become horny. Though this may not be always the case, a person can be Supa Sex by simply just being too good for the other person you are accusing. It is also a social status of asserting your dominance over another individual. ez this is legit to good skill issue

You are simply not supa sex enough for me

by anonymous December 7, 2020

socialist sex

When both partners cum an equal amount of times, and no money exchanged

Having socialist sex makes me realize how much we need Bernie for president!!

by Sarcia26 April 13, 2019

doopy sex

When you have dumb sex with a high or dumb person, or you may be that person performing intercourse.

"Yo I just had doopy sex, it was awful."

by carlthecreater July 6, 2016