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Farting like the Barber's Cat

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022
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Fart Advocate

(Noun) Someone who encourages their fellow farters and lifts them up from a place of shame.
Being the good fart advocate that I am, I choose not to fart shame my friends!
by Sammy983 December 22, 2023
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Mr farts

If you ask "Alexa,Turn on Mr farts" then she automatically says "ok." And turns on Mr farts.Useful for immature adults and kids plus teens if y'all wanna try being more immature than a full grown adult
"Have you heard Mr farts?Their music rocks!"
by I love cats :) December 7, 2023
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Fart Ghoul

The act of ripping a putrid fart in a confined area, while actively preventing fresh air to circulate causing people to gag and cough; making them resemble a ghoulish appearance.
"Anthony cant come on any road trips anymore, hes a total Fart Ghoul".
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
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FART

"Feminist-appropriating radical transphobe"
A synonymous acronym for "TERF."

An anti-transgender individual who considers themself a feminist or feminist-aligned.
She is a real FART. She would harass and call the cops on a masculine woman just for using the bathroom!
by Johanne the Piggy June 28, 2025
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Tell-Tale Fart

When you are holding a fart in, quite suspensefully until eventually you release it, hoping no one realizes that it has come from you.
Narrator: “Villians! dissemble no more! I admit the deed! here, here! — it is the smell of my tell-tale fart!”
by Anonymous 4734902 November 8, 2021
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fart in face

The best way to show dominance to those bitches who need to be put down in their place!
Wife: Hubby pls take out the trash
Hubby: But you are so heavy

fart in face
by Petrus / Milbo January 28, 2018
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